'STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES' Published Aug. 31, 2008 By J.T. Miller Houston, TX -- Your "Tales of the Strange" articles are hilarious. I almost spit out my coffee when I read about the "Fire Ants-in-Your-Pants Dance" (May/June 2008 issue, page 6). Where do you find these guys? Well, in the words of Forest Gump, "Stupid is as stupid does."